Le seguenti domande sono state fatte ai GCSE exams (General Certificate of Secondary Education) in Inghilterra. Ecco alcune risposte date dagli studenti sedicenni.

QUESTION: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
ANSWER: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

QUESTION: What happens to your body as you age?
ANSWER: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

QUESTION: What is a terminal illness?
ANSWER: When you are sick at the airport.

QUESTION: What happen to a boy when he reaches puberty?
ANSWER: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

QUESTION: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
ANSWER: Premature death.

QUESTION: What is the fibula?
ANSWER: A Small lie.

QUESTION: What is the most common form of birth control?
ANSWER: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

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