Fishing

One morning a woman takes her husband’s fishing boat out on a lake. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and starts reading a book. A game warden comes along in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says: “Good morning, ma’am. What are you doing?” “Reading a book”, she replies. “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area”, he informs her. “I’m sorry, officer, bt I’m not fishing. I’m reading”. “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up”. “For reading a book?” she replies. “You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area”, he informs her again.” “I’m sorry, officer, bt I’m not fishing. I’m reading”. “Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up”. “If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault”, says the woman. “But I haven’t even touched you!” says the game warden. “That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment!”.


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