Lunch …
[Speak Up]
An Irish, a Mexican and a blond construction worker are on their lunch break. The Irishman opens his lunch pail ans finds cabbage and beef. He says: “If I get one more beef and Cabbage for lunch, I’m gonna jump off of this building”.
Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and finds a burrito. He says: If I get one more burrito for lunch, I’m gonna jump off this building”.
The blond man opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sandwich. He says: “If I get one more bologna sandwich for lunch, I’m gonna jump off this building”.
The next day the Irishman opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef, so he jumps off the building.
The the Mexican opens his lunch pail and finds a burrito, se he jumps off the building.
Then the blond guy opens his lunch pail and finds a bologna sanwich, se he too jumps off his death.
At their funeral a few days later the Irishman’s wife says:”If I’d know that he didn’t like cabbage and beef, I’d have packed something else”.
The the Mexican’s wife says:”If I’d only know he didn’t like burritos, I’d have packed something else”.
Finally, the blond man’s wife says:”I don’t understand: he packed his own lunch”.
Argomenti: barzellette, divertimento, risata, the last laugh, umorismo inglese
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