The Army & The Navy.
Questa sezione è dedicata all’umorismo inglese e a quelle che loro definiscono “barzellette divertenti”.
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A Navy man and an Army man are driving in opposite directions on mountain road. The Army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and hits the Navy man’s truck. They both get out of their cars with no injuries, but their vehicles are ruined.
Now, the rivalry between the Army and the Navy is well known, so a heated argument follows. Then suddenly the Navy man changes his mind and says: “Hold on, this is stupid! It is an accident. Let’s put this rivalry behind us.”
The Army man agrees that this is a good idea. So the Navy man says: “Why don’t we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck”.
The Army man thinks that this is an excellent idea. So the Navy man, being a gentleman, offers the Army man the first drink, and tells him to have as much as he wants. Soon the Army man has drunk half the bottle and he offers it back to tha Navy man, who says: “Thanks, but I’ll wait till after the police get here!”
Argomenti: barzellette, divertimento, risata, the last laugh, umorismo inglese
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