[Speak Up]

Two women reach heaven. There they have the following conversation:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sue.
2nd woman: Hi! I’m Anne. How did you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: Oh, how horrible!
1st woman: Oh, it wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. And how about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack.
1st woman: Oh, my God! How did that happen?
2nd woman: Well, I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early one day, to try and catch him in the act, but instead I found him all by himself in the living room, watching tv.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: Well, I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house, looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer: we’d both still be alive.

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